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❝ Falling in love with yourself first doesn’t make you vain or selfish, it makes you indestructible.
— Things I’ll teach my children (via infl4ted)

(via 505l)

scottish:

i hate it when u stop being friends w someone or u break up w someone cos uve got all this information about them like at the back of ur mind like their birthday or their favorite game or whatever, and even years later things will come up and you’ll think about that person and its like. oh. and it never really Stops

(via allisonxmcdonough)

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

(via marcelotd)

golfwang2014:

hands are basically the loveliest things in the world

if you have nice hands i will fall in love with you